Rhyme Aficionados Pillows

Beware of Doggerel

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Nevermore."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

Four Chanting Monks

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Alexander Pope.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Poet

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."