Rhyme Addict Pillows

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Alexander Pope.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Chain and Ball music player.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

She's a natural.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Forrest Gander

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Poet