Rhyme Detective Pillows

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry repairman

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Alexander Pope.

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Bad Rhymes

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

Alexander Blok

"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."