Rhyme Researcher Pillows

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Alexander Pope.

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."