Rhyme Collector Mugs

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Alexander Pope.

Forrest Gander

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'