Rhyme Creator Gifts

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Person playing the cymbals.

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Bad Rhymes

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'