Rhyme Rhymer Gifts

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mystery of the Poets

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Poetry Buff.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!