Rhythm Rhymer Gifts

Air Harmonica

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Mystery of the Poets

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Champions league'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

Tango

Poetry Buff.

Musical Bicycle.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Those microphones sound great

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."