Running Rhymester Gifts

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mystery of the Poets

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"What are you in for?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry Buff.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Air Harmonica

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

He's more into the spoken word stuff.