Resort Rhymester Gifts

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Mystery of the Poets

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Poetry repairman

"What are you in for?"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

Cocktail umbrella.

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Old MacDonald had an Office

Unclear on the Concept

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."