Resort Rhymester Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the resort rhymester? Celebrate their love of playful language, poetry, and relaxation with our witty, creative products. Ideal for anyone who delights in rhymes and rhythms, these items bring humor and a touch of vacation flair. From t-shirts to art prints, find the perfect way to honor their poetic spirit and vacation vibe. They’ll love the humorous nod to their love for clever wordplay and seaside relaxation.

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria." mockup

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

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'What rhymes with D minus?'

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Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog. mockup

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

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Mystery of the Poets

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"What are you in for?"

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"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to." mockup

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

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Poetry repairman

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"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification" mockup

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

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Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

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My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island. mockup

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

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"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?" mockup

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

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"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!" mockup

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

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'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.' mockup

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

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'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?' mockup

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

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"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?" mockup

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

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'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...' mockup

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

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'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.' mockup

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

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"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box." mockup

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

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"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

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Cocktail umbrella.

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"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary mockup

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

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This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry! mockup

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

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Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine. mockup

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

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Club 18-30, Club 30-45

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Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail. mockup

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

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Unclear on the Concept

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'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.'' mockup

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

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Old MacDonald had an Office

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'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.' mockup

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

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"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about." mockup

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

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Resort Rhymester Gifts Collection

Resort Rhymester Mugs

Explore our collection of resort rhymester mugs, full of witty sayings and playful phrases to brighten their day.

Resort Rhymester Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows inspired by resort rhymes and poetic humor—great for adding a whimsical touch to any space.

Resort Rhymester Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate the lyrical spirit of resort rhymesters and their love for creative wordplay.

Resort Rhymester T-Shirts

Discover fun t-shirts for resort rhymesters that showcase clever puns and poetic fun—perfect for casual days and vacations.