Report Card Rhymester Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift that captures the playful and artistic side of a report card rhymester? Our collection offers fun, witty, and personalized items perfect for anyone who loves to craft verses and the art of rhyme. Whether they’re a student, teacher, or poetry enthusiast, find something that celebrates their talent for turning reports into creative poetry and their love for lyrical expression.

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'What rhymes with D minus?'

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.' mockup

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

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"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'." mockup

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

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'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

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"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?" mockup

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog. mockup

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

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Mystery of the Poets

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"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian." mockup

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

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'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?' mockup

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

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"What are you in for?"

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"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification" mockup

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

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'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?' mockup

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

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"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly." mockup

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

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'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.' mockup

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

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'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...' mockup

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

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"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final." mockup

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

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"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D." mockup

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

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'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.' mockup

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

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'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.' mockup

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

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'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?' mockup

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

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'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

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Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

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'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.' mockup

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

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The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme. mockup

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

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'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?' mockup

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

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'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.' mockup

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

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"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'." mockup

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

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"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"There is no complaint department, Robert." mockup

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

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Report Card Rhymester Gifts Collection

Report Card Rhymester Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the report card rhymester—bring a smile to their morning routine with witty, poetic designs.

Report Card Rhymester Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate poetic flair and creative fun—comfort and whimsy in every detail.

Report Card Rhymester Prints

Browse inspiring prints that capture the spirit of rhyme and creativity—ideal for brightening any creative space.

Report Card Rhymester T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that showcase their love for rhyme and creativity—great for making a statement or inspiring poetic moments.