Report Card Rhymester Gifts

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mystery of the Poets

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"What are you in for?"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."