Rhythmic Rhymester Gifts

"Once we get the doors open, we'll see all the people."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Mystery of the Poets

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"What are you in for?"

Poetry Buff.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.