Rhyming Rhapsodist Gifts

Poetry Buff.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Poetry Knight

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Poet

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'