Rhyming Aficionado Gifts

Poet

Jim's Gym.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I want a second opinion."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Nevermore."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Poetry Buff.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Alexander Pope.

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."