Rhyming Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

How a poet works

Biro Diversity

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'