Rhyme Aficionado Gifts

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"I brought back the auto companies, healed our divides, and, at the sound of the bell, you may open your eyes."

"Nevermore."

Right brain accounting.

Judge: 'Because of your Drive-by shooting,and shameless Looting; I'm not giving you Bail,you're going to Jail; You did the Crime,now you can do the Time!' Poetic Justice A rhyming Judge

"Is it yours?"

"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Friedrich Schiller

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Little ship of horrors

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Leonard Cohen

Sylvia Plath

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Bob Dylan

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."