Rhyme Afficionado Gifts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nevermore."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

CEO, CFO, MOO.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

Poet

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

"I've just been gazumped!"

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'