Rhyme Reciter Gifts

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

Old Macdonald had a problem.

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry repairman

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."