"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."
Rhyme Investigator Gifts
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"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
How a poet works
"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."
Poetry repairman
"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
Great Poets of Catalogdom
Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.
"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."
"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'
I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.
'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'
"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"
'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'
Forrest Gander
"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."
'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'
'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'
Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.
'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'
It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.
"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"
"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."
I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.
"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"
"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.
4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets
'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'
Rhyme Investigator Gifts Collection
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