Rhyme Seeker Gifts

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Six jazz instruments.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Crunk

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."