Rhyme Seekers Gifts

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Six jazz instruments.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Forrest Gander

"This isn't how the story went at all."

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Crunk

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

A bird tweets along with a musician.