Rhyme Seekers Gifts

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Six jazz instruments.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Crunk

"This isn't how the story went at all."

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."