Rhyme Readers Gifts

'I could see a saucer of even a cup, but who runs away with a spoon?'

Dish ran away with the spoon

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Alexander Pope.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."