Rhyme Readers Gifts

'I could see a saucer of even a cup, but who runs away with a spoon?'

Dish ran away with the spoon

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Alexander Pope.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,