Rhythm Rhymers Gifts

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Poetry Buff.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Old Macdonald had a problem.

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!