Rhymer Gifts

'I don't believe I've ever read a resume in rhyme before.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Mystery of the Poets

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Poetry repairman

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

Air Harmonica

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.