Rhymer Mugs

'I don't believe I've ever read a resume in rhyme before.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Mystery of the Poets

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.