Rhymester Mugs

Mystery of the Poets

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Poetry repairman

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"What are you in for?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

Air Harmonica

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Old Macdonald had a problem.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.