Rhymester Prints

Mystery of the Poets

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"What are you in for?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

Air Harmonica

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Old Macdonald had a problem.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.