Fun-loving Rhymer Mugs

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

The Pink Bantha

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

Mystery of the Poets

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Tango

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Musical Bicycle.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

How's my Jiving?

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Goalie Wall.

Forrest Gander

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Double Bass.

Poet

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Cape costume

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Bad Rhymes