Relationship Rhymer Gifts

"You should embrace your mistakes..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

The Pink Bantha

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Bertha, will you do me a favor and stop reading those damn 'How to Save Your Marriage' articles?"

Air Harmonica

"Three. How many times you been married?"

Marriage Guidance

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Do you believe in serial monogamy? I did until I found out it wasn't spelled "cereal."

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."

'Row, row, row your goat...'