Relationship Rhymer Pillows

"You should embrace your mistakes..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Bertha, will you do me a favor and stop reading those damn 'How to Save Your Marriage' articles?"

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Air Harmonica

"Three. How many times you been married?"

Marriage Guidance

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

'Row, row, row your goat...'

"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

War & Peace

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'