Relationship Rocker Gifts

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

In the Guru District

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

She - Interpreter - He.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

Sulk Shows

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.