Relationship Rocker Gifts

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

In the Guru District

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

She - Interpreter - He.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Sulk Shows

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."