Resort Relaxer Gifts

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Inactive wear store.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked