Resort Relaxer Gifts

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Inactive wear store.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Visit a Place in your Past...

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."