Recreational Relaxer Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Legalization of marijuana

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Segregated Beach

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"