Casual Relaxer Gifts

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Segregated Beach

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

9-5, 5-9

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'