'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'
Afternoon Relaxer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the afternoon relaxer in your life? Our collection features witty and thoughtful products that capture the joy of taking time to unwind. Whether it's a cozy pillow, a relaxing mug, or a playful t-shirt, these items are perfect for anyone who values peaceful moments and a touch of humor in their downtime.
"Ahhh... close enough."
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.
9-5, 5-9
After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.
"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."
Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.
Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.
"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"
'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'
Medusa on the weekends.
"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."
"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"
I am ready for my wine.
'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'
"I am ready for my wine."
Bad Santa.
"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."
IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.
Man protecting himself from potential golfballs
A lifeguard at the beach
Legalization of marijuana
"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."
"How can I do the garden when you can see it's raining outside?"
He doesn't seem to give a hoot.
Sunday papers.
Giraffe bath.
King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.
Wine makes me sleepy!
“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”
Francine says I've got a big pot belly. Sure --- That's why we call your navel a "pothole." (Published originally on June 5, 2006).
Afternoon Relaxer Gifts Collection
Afternoon Relaxer Mugs
Love relaxing moments? Explore our collection of mugs designed for leisurely afternoons and add some humor to your coffee or tea breaks.
Afternoon Relaxer Pillows
Make relaxation even cozier with our pillows featuring charming and humorous designs, perfect for lounging at home.
Afternoon Relaxer Prints
Decorate your space with prints that capture the essence of unwinding, adding a playful and peaceful vibe to any room.
Afternoon Relaxer T-Shirts
Looking for casual wear that celebrates relaxing afternoons? Check out our fun t-shirts perfect for laid-back days.