Sunny-day Relaxer Gifts

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sunbathers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Segregated Beach

"Well Earned Vacation"

Sun Flower.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Man walking his dog (colour)

The Deer of Spring.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Sun

Sun. Rain.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."