Rainy Day Relaxer Gifts

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man fishing in the rain with his bored wife

King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.

'He had a good day at the golf course-he didn't go!'

"How can I do the garden when you can see it's raining outside?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Life's a Bench.

Listening to Coldplay.

How Optimism Works

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Neil Young

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Drought's Over

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Watering can helmet.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

Noah and the skunks...

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Ark under giant brolly.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud