Rainy Day Relaxer Pillows

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man fishing in the rain with his bored wife

King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.

'He had a good day at the golf course-he didn't go!'

"How can I do the garden when you can see it's raining outside?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

How Optimism Works

"I think he just ashed on me."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Drought's Over

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Watering can helmet.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Ark under giant brolly.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Noah and the skunks...

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'It's a new design to save water.'