River Relaxer Gifts

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

Chillaxing!

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Angler's bait

Visit a Place in your Past...

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.