River Relaxation Specialist Gifts

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Sunbathers.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Segregated Beach

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'