Digital Relaxation Specialist Gifts

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Yoga To-Do

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

How the goat got square eyes.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Coffee

"Streaming"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'