Creative Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Lounging by the pool

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Sunbathing in the park

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"