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He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

My God, I need to fart.

Taking it easy

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Yoga.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'