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"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

"Time to call 9-Wine-Wine"

"Someday, son, with a little luck and a lot of hard work, you'll be sitting here trying to read the paper."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Bookworm Sleepover

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

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Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner