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"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

"Time to call 9-Wine-Wine"

"Someday, son, with a little luck and a lot of hard work, you'll be sitting here trying to read the paper."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Bookworm Sleepover

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Snooze Bar.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner