Unconventional Relaxation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.