Unconventional Relaxation Enthusiast Prints

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'