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A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."