Connoisseur Of Leisure Gifts

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Join me in a glass of champagne?