Office Relaxation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I hear the company offers free massages."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

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Mr. Punch in Venice

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Sunbathing in the park

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'