Office Wellness Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"It's hard to keep good people."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Office Safety.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

'Inside healer'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'Notice how much happier everyone is since I added anti-anxiety meds to our bottled water?'

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'Don't mind me. I thought I'd use these boring office meetings to do my excercising.'

Your performance evaulations and sales figures are exceptional, but the company's a little bit concerned by your cholesterol numbers.

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".